The long winter months are often dubbed ‘cuffing season’, with single hopefuls keen to find a significant other to keep them warm.
But not everyone is looking for their happily ever after, as these hilarious Tinder profiles prove.
These desperate singletons have put all of their cards on the table, and are extremely frank about what they’re looking for.
From admitting they’re after nothing more than a ‘good time’ while they wait for their partner to be released from prison – to some rather rude bedroom requests – we reveal the profiles of some very lusty singletons.
A onesie-rocking man was less than modest in his bio, describing himself in unicorn terms
One hopeful shared a few very unusual requests, including a desire for his suitor to wear his mum’s perfume and revealed his wife may get involved in a potential union
Another quirky dater simply appeared keen to share their love for Shrek
One action-loving lady shared a rather graphic picture of her blood spattered face
While some daters go to many lengths to ensure they avoid lewd messages, this dater appeared happy to initiate them
One shapely dater got straight to the point with a racy bikini picture, admitting her saucy holiday snaps were a shameless request to make her seem adventurous
This hopeful seemed more than happy to search for someone for a night of Netflix and chill
One lady admitted she was just looking for a bit of fun in a Tinder match
This lovely lady appeared happy to compromise on men who were less well-endowed
One dater admitted she is in a happy relationship but was happy to give potential suitors a try
This bikini-clad lovely revealed her competitive side as she challenged daters to a contest in bed
A busty beauty pondered over why potential matches appeared to be distracted by her assets… while posing in a rather revealing bikini
One hearty eater needed no filters or bikini snap and was clearly keen to share her love of food
One dater shared an innuendo-filled bio, simply snapping a suggestive picture of a bottle of water for his profile
A loyal lady admitted she was just killing time (and her sex drive) while she waited for her love to be released from prison
One good time girl appeared more interested in illegal substances than a Tinder match
While this lovely lass’ profile picture looked distinctly civilized, her bio turned out to be much more cheeky
This party girl boasted a rather unusual ‘best asset’ and wasn’t afraid to shout about it
This saucy hopeful was not afraid to tease her curves… and her bedroom preferences
As well as her rather rude preferences in bed, this dater showed off her rhyming prowess
While many may join the dating site under the pretence of wanting a relationship, this lady admitted she’s just looking for fun
This rhythmical lyricist was not afraid to advertise her bedroom prowess
One lovely lady chose a personalized innuendo-filled quote as her profile bio
This pondering lovely revealed her penchant for hair pulling
A spooky profile saw a sword-toting character reveal his softer side
Perhaps in a bid to become the female Jeremy Meeks, this hot felon shared her mugshot as her profile picture
This straight-talking lady branded men pigs before admitting she was in the mood for a fry-up
And finally an honest hopeful revealed her hopes to find someone she could simply have a shower with