A foul-mouthed blonde launched herself at a drunken reveller in a takeaway over a cocky remark he made about her age.
Lewis Caley and his friends were getting food from the Quality Diner takeaway in Clacton-on-Sea, Essex, after celebrating his 20th birthday.
However an argument erupted when cocky Mr Caley asked one of the women — estimated to be in her 30s — how old she was and then suggested she was in her 60s.
Footage shows the blonde brand engineer Mr Caley a ‘c***’ and then repeatedly try to snatch his food from him as he sits eating.
Lewis Caley and his friends were getting food from the Quality Diner takeaway in Clacton-on-Sea, Essex, after celebrating his 20th birthday
As Mr Caley readies a chip to launch at her, the woman is heard stating ‘if you throw a chip at me, it will be the last thing you do’ – prompting Lewis to chuck the chip in her face
The video then shows the blonde attack Mr Caley, pulling at his hair and shirt, launching knees towards his face before Lewis throws his entire meal on her and pours drink over her head
As Mr Caley readies a chip to launch at her, the woman is heard stating ‘if you throw a chip at me, it will be the last thing you do’ – prompting Lewis to chuck the chip in her face.
The video then shows the blonde attack Lewis, pulling at his hair and shirt, launching knees towards his face before Lewis throws his entire meal on her and pours drink over her head.
Lewis said: ‘It was a right laugh. It was my birthday weekend so I decided to get everyone to dress in Hawaiian shirts.
‘We went out in town then to Quality Diner takeaway and we were all drunk.
The woman seemingly attempts to kneel Mr Caley during the attack and he throws his entire portion of food over her
‘These two lovely looking girls walked in and I was totally out of my face, so having a joke, I asked how they were and how old one of them was.
‘When she said “we’re young” and I replied “what, 60, 61, 62?”, they didn’t like the joke.
‘The taller one wasn’t having any of it and started having a go at me.
‘They just walk in and, bear in mind, I was hammered. It quickly escalated from me asking “how old are you” to her calling me a c**t pretty quickly.’
Even the takeaway staff allegedly told the women to play nice with Lewis and his ten Hawaiian shirt-wearing companions.
Lewis’ friend Robert Hayes believes this only fuelled their anger because the tall lady began banging her hand angrily on the counter before strutting towards Lewis.
Even the takeaway staff allegedly told them to play nice with Lewis and his ten Hawaiian shirt-wearing companions
In the clip, Lewis is the first to be attacked, before others join in the tumble to drag her off her victim.
Lewis said: ‘The one who was shouting didn’t like that at all. They got angry but I was only joking with her.
‘She came over, got in my face and I said ‘get out of the face or I’ll throw a chip at you’.
The scuffle resulted in 20-year-old Lewis simply walking out of the takeaway and ‘laughing my head off’
‘When I did, she picked me up by the hair and kicked me in the head hard.
‘I just walked out of the takeout laughing my head off.
‘The takeaway staff loved me because of that night. I went in there last weekend and they let me behind the counter.
‘We’ve been in since and had our picture taken with the staff because they love us.’
Murat, manager of Quality Diner, said: ‘We told the ladies to calm down because it was the boy’s birthday and we needed to stop the argument too.
‘They’ve never been back since that night but the boys still come in most weekends.
‘[Lewis] loves getting a kebab from us.’