Are these the worst hotel fails, EVER?

It’s a competitive industry with increasing demand.

But, while many hoteliers strive to make customers happy, not all of them deliver. In fact, many fall spectacularly short – as these hilarious pictures prove. 

Taken by bemused travellers from across the globe, they illustrate everything from poorly-configured bathrooms to diabolical decor and foolish design faults.

Specifically, some include phallic towel arrangements and ‘shadow breasts’, while others depict bricked-up windows, gravel-filled swimming pools and vagina-looking escape routes. 

Then there’s art made from knotted hair, staircases that lead nowhere and migraine-inducing carpets.  

So, presented here for your entertainment, we ask: are these the worst hotel fails, EVER?

Now that’s a hotel fail! One man shows off his impressive view – which is essentially just a wall with curtains

One man's towel arrangement was rather explicit

Another venue's exit route looked decidedly vagina-esque

Cheeky! One man’s towel arrangement was rather explicit, while another venue’s exit route looked decidedly vagina-esque

Perhaps it's a booby-trap? The innocent choice of lighting in this room casts rather adult shadows on the ceiling

Perhaps it’s a booby-trap? The innocent choice of lighting in this room casts rather adult shadows on the ceiling

Duh! There are probably better ways to discourage smoking than to use this icon as part of an ashtray

Duh! There are probably better ways to discourage smoking than to use this icon as part of an ashtray

This hotel lavatory is walking distance from the toilet roll holder

Not his best look! One hotel offers free face distortions with their bad mirrors

Design faults: This hotel lavatory is walking distance from the toilet roll holder, while another offers free face distortions 

What's in a name? This eyebrow-raising hotel seems to have been given a rather unfortunate moniker...

What’s in a name? This eyebrow-raising hotel seems to have been given a rather unfortunate moniker…

A small bottle of water appears to be free until guests read the small print

That's disgusting! Knotted hair clumps become art in one grim hotel

How much? A small bottle of water appears to be free until guests read the small print, while knotted hair clumps become art  

That won't leave you feeling flush! Disgustingly, a toilet roll is kept in place with a used toothbrush 

That won’t leave you feeling flush! Disgustingly, a toilet roll is kept in place with a used toothbrush 

A single toilet roll enjoys life in the spotlight

Meanwhile, one bedroom boasts a Samuel L. Jackson cushion

Interesting choices! A single toilet roll enjoys life in the spotlight, while one bedroom boasts a Samuel L. Jackson cushion

Perhaps they need more taps? This eerie image depicts a staggering number of faucets for a single wash basin 

Perhaps they need more taps? This eerie image depicts a staggering number of faucets for a single wash basin 

This customer service box is actually a shredder

Box office flop: One venue's cinema is not for the short-sighted

What were they thinking? A customer service box is actually a shredder, while one venue’s cinema is not for the short-sighted

No diving, please: One a place to cool off in the summer, this swimming pool is now filled with grit 

No diving, please: One a place to cool off in the summer, this swimming pool is now filled with grit 

A toilet role is punctured by the holder in another unfortunate holiday fail

One view is seriously lacking for an unlucky guest

That’s not five-star: A toilet role is punctured by the holder (L), while one view is seriously lacking for an unlucky guest

Random: This hotel room looks perfectly acceptable - until you notice the rather random presence of a Lethal Weapon poster  

Random: This hotel room looks perfectly acceptable – until you notice the rather random presence of a Lethal Weapon poster  

Lacking vision: The interior designer at this location seems to have run-out of creative ideas for decor

Lacking vision: The interior designer at this location seems to have run-out of creative ideas for decor

Now that'll make a splash! A rather naughty-looking swimming pool looks suspiciously like the male anatomy

Now that’ll make a splash! A rather naughty-looking swimming pool looks suspiciously like the male anatomy

Perhaps they were expecting Spiderman? This hotel foyer ignored the limits of gravity and offers mid-air seating 

Perhaps they were expecting Spiderman? This hotel foyer ignored the limits of gravity and offers mid-air seating 

Is that even legal? One hotel lift suffers an abbreviation mishap which appears to offer 'after-hours ass'

Is that even legal? One hotel lift suffers an abbreviation mishap which appears to offer ‘after-hours ass’

You had one job! This hilarious fail sees a hotel stairway lead absolutely nowhere - except a wall   

You had one job! This hilarious fail sees a hotel stairway lead absolutely nowhere – except a wall   

Off their trolley! This hotel decided to use a supermarket trolley to assist cleaners on their daily rounds

Off their trolley! This hotel decided to use a supermarket trolley to assist cleaners on their daily rounds

Room without a view: A disgruntled guest is greeted by a brick wall

An unfortunate guest is subjected to a crazy Wi-Fi code

Room without a view: A disgruntled guest is greeted by a brick wall, while another is subjected to a crazy Wi-Fi code 

Messing with your mind: This lift's number display is the stuff of nightmares for anybody who appreciates order 

Messing with your mind: This lift’s number display is the stuff of nightmares for anybody who appreciates order 

Charming: Rather than describe its USB port a such, one Asian hotel gets lost in translation  

Charming: Rather than describe its USB port a such, one Asian hotel gets lost in translation  

One bathroom suffers a very awkward design fault

A hotel foyer goes for sophisticated signage

Hmmm: One bathroom suffers a very awkward design fault, while a hotel foyer goes for sophisticated signage

How bizarre: Clearly in need of some engineer loving, this hotel lift defies logic with faulty wiring  

How bizarre: Clearly in need of some engineer loving, this hotel lift defies logic with faulty wiring  

Migraine-inducing: This chequered carpet may have looked fine in the showroom, but risks injury on the stairs  

Migraine-inducing: This chequered carpet may have looked fine in the showroom, but risks injury on the stairs  

 



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