Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi got embarrassingly drunk and made a scene at an upscale restaurant in San Diego on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation.
The 34-year-old reality star unleashed her drunken alter ego Dren during the season five episode titled Dren.
The squad got dressed up and booked a fancy restaurant to celebrate the 30th birthday of Paul ‘DJ Pauly D’ Del Vecchio’s girlfriend Nikki Hall.
Alter ego: Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi got embarrassingly drunk and made a scene at an upscale restaurant in San Diego on Thursday’s episode of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
Nicole, however, refused to change her clothes and guzzled wine before the dinner.
‘Messy mama’s here,’ Nicole, 34, said in a confessional before the dinner.
Angelina Pivarnick, 36, drank with her and also chugged a bottle of wine.
‘You drink very well but then you become Dren,’ Angelina said to Nicole of her alter ego.
Dren episode: The 34-year-old reality star unleashed her drunken alter ego Dren during the season five episode titled Dren
Nicole spit out her wine and laughed. She then refused to change her clothes for dinner.
‘Angeline and Nicole are wasted,’ Deena Cortese, 35, said in a confessional. ‘I just want tonight to be a great, great time and now I’m worried.’
‘Dren is definitely making an appearance,’ Deena said.
Worrying behavior: ‘Angeline and Nicole are wasted,’ Deena Cortese, 35, said in a confessional. ‘I just want tonight to be a great, great time and now I’m worried’
‘I’m not changing,’ Nicole said. ‘This is me.’
Nicole and Angelina realized they were locked out of their rooms and had to go downstairs to the front desk.
They danced in an elevator before Nicole went straight to the bar and ordered them a vodka shot. Nicole then decided she wanted to do a confessional.
Good times: Angelina Pivarnick and Snooki danced in an elevator before drinking more
‘Listen, I’m drunk,’ Nicole said.
Nicole joined the others and spilled her wine on the hotel room floor.
‘Hopefully Dren will behave,’ Deena said in a confessional.
Being honest: Listen, I’m drunk,’ Nicole said in a confessional
The group walked together to the upscale restaurant. Waiters rushed over with celebratory shots and everyone wished Nikki a happy birthday.
‘Hats off to Deena, she killed it at this birthday dinner,’ Pauly said.
Angelina continued flirting with Vinny Guadagnino, 34. She told him she wanted him to take over ordering for the group.
Flirting again: Angelina continued flirting with Vinny Guadagnino
Pauly noticed that Angelina and Vinny decided to sit next to each other.
‘Everyone wants Vinny and I to hook up again,’ Angelina said in a confessional.
‘Since she is giving that WAP to everybody, he might as well get a piece,’ Pauly said.
Former flame: ‘Everyone wants Vinny and I to hook up again,’ Angelina said in a confessional
‘Vinny and Angelina are actually getting along right now,’ Deena said in a confessional. ‘It looks like they are on a date. And I’m like, what is happening right now?’
Pauly said in a confessional that both Vinny and Angelina were single so he didn’t think there was anything wrong with it.
Nicole got bored of the table conversation.
Nothing wrong: Pauly said in a confessional that both Vinny and Angelina were single so he didn’t think there was anything wrong with it
‘I’m going to go make friends,’ Nicole said.
‘Dren is out and about people,’ Deena said in a confessional. ‘She is ready to explode.’
Nicole went to the bar and ordered herself a dirty martini and then drunkenly called in a pizza order.
Pizza order: Nicole went to the bar and ordered herself a dirty martini and then drunkenly called in a pizza order
Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, 37, walked over to the bar to try to get her to eat something.
‘Right now we have to feed Dren,’ Jenni said. ‘And I have to contain the beast.’
Nicole stumbled as Jenni tried to move her away from the bar area.
Stepping in: Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley, 37, walked over to the bar to try to get her to eat something
‘I have not seen this Dren in a hot minute,’ Jenni said. ‘Dren is at full force right now and she is a savage.’
Angelina fed Snooki her salad.
‘I’m feeding Nicole the same way I just fed the tigers and bears and s***,’ Angelina said.
Losing balance: Snooki struggled to keep her balance during the dinner
‘This is like a fricken nightmare over here,’ Deena said.
A man then walked through the restaurant and brought Nicole the pizza she ordered.
‘Heyo!,’ Snookie yelled.
‘Nicole just ordered a pizza in a steakhouse?’ Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino said in a confessional.
Food order: ‘Nicole just ordered a pizza in a steakhouse?’ Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino said in a confessional
Nicole just started screaming and then fell down.
‘F*** me,’ Nicole said.
Nicole then gave Jenni a lap dance.
‘I feel like I am in a Coen brothers movie,’ Vinny said. ‘This is definitely entertaining.’
The episode opened with the roommates recovering from a night of partying in San Diego as Pauly and Nikki had just arrived to join them.
Late arrivals: The episode opened with the roommates recovering from a night of partying in San Diego as Pauly and Nikki had just arrived to join them
‘They definitely dodged a bullet,’ Angelina said when she saw them.
Nicole told Pauly that Angelina was flirting hardcore the night before with Vinny.
‘I think you guys should just do it,’ Nicole said.
Together again: The whole crew was down in San Diego for the season five episode on MTV
‘All these men are fighting over my vagina and there’s a reason why I got the WAP,’ Angelina said.
‘Oh, my God,’ Pauly said. ‘Damn, her vagina is like the Bermuda Triangle.’
‘Vinny was trying to downplay my vagina,’ Angelina said.
‘Vinny had the WAP, he never mentioned it,’ Pauly said in a confessional. ‘Funny.’
‘I’ve never heard someone talk about their vagina that much,’ Nikki said.
Too much: ‘I’ve never heard someone talk about their vagina that much,’ Nikki said
Pauly pointed out that Angelina was wearing sexy lingerie. Mike, 40, said that Angelina and Vinny were really flirting.
‘He hasn’t seen it in 13 years,’ Angelina said. ‘I’m wiser, older, better.’
‘Just admit it, admit girl you want this D,’ Vinny said.
‘No, thank you,’ Angelina said.
Game on: Mike, 40, said that Angelina and Vinny were really flirting
Deena told everyone they were going to a wildlife preserve for the day. She packed a cooler with beverages. Deena made a scrapbook for Nikki’s birthday. Jenni asked Angelina who was Vinny from Staten Island who was house sitting while she was out of town.
‘Is he a good lay or is he a good person?’ Jenni asked.
‘He’s actually both,’ Angelina said.
Mystery man: Jenni asked Angelina who was Vinny from Staten Island who was house sitting while she was out of town
Angelina told Nicole in the van ride to the preserve that Vinny at her house was only 19 and that she met him on Instagram. The housemates spent time at the animal sanctuary meeting the animals. One of the bears was named Meatball and Nicole screamed.
‘I bet you he can drink and be a good time,’ Nicole said in a confessional. ‘Welcome to the meatball crew.’
The squad made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to give to the bears. They did a relay race to see who could make the sandwiches the quickest. Then they fed the sandwiches to the bears.
Meatball bear: One of the bears was named Meatball and Nicole screamed
‘If I was a bear you all could feed me fettuccine,’ Mike said.
Deena had the tigers destroy a box that had meat inside it and said it symbolized the end of their group chat fights.
‘Group chat is done,’ Angelina said.
‘The beef was put behind us,’ Mike said in a confessional.
Jersey Shore: Family Vacation will return next Thursday on MTV.
Group chat: Deena had the tigers destroy a box that had meat inside it and said it symbolized the end of their group chat fights
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