A woman’s review of a vibrator she purchased on Amazon has garnered the attention of thousands of social media users after it was shared to Twitter, causing many to purchase the product to see what all the fuss is about.
Twitter user savvvvyd shared a screen shot of the hilariously detailed five-star review that had been written about the Tracy’s Dog Clitoral Sucking Vibrator, which retails on Amazon for $52.99.
Within the review, the woman revealed that the product ‘met and exceeded’ her expectations. ‘I’m pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm,’ she said.
Five-star! A woman’s lengthy, detailed review of the Tracy’s Dog Clitoral Sucking Vibrator on Amazon has seen the product surge in popularity, as dozens of women rushed to purchase it
After sharing the descriptive review, the product has increased in price from $43.99 to $52.99, and has temporarily sold out.
The review, which was shared to Amazon on Thursday, April 11, read: ‘Having read everyone’s reviews, i had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, i wasn’t exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre.
‘A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power. I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens,’ Amazon customer Express7976 wrote.
She added that the product, which she said was delivered in a discreet box, was delivered to her just two days after she placed her order. The instructions on the package detailed that the vibrator would take about two and a half hours to charge.
The woman said she plugged the ‘lil bad boy in’ while her children were at school, and read some ‘erotica’ to get in ‘the mood’.
‘I have to get the kids in a few hours and I need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging,’ she said. ‘Tik tok b***h, tik tok welcome to motherhood.’
The woman said after one hour and a half, the device had successfully charged.
Impressed! The woman’s five-star review of the vibrator detailed that she was impressed with it, having heard a lot about the product from other reviews, as well as some of her friends
Enthusiastic: Her review detailed that when she tried it out, she said she is pretty sure she ‘blacked out’, adding that her legs ‘went straight out like those goats who faint when scared’
Thrilled! She jokingly said she thinks she ‘levitated’ while using the vibrator, and that she experienced an ‘unending orgasm’ with it
‘Game on,’ she wrote. ‘I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out. The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, I was impressed with with that even before use. Next was suction.
‘So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. There are 10 levels for clitoral and 10 patterns for g spot. I’ve never used a clit suction type stimulator, so I have nothing to compare it to, but looked forward to it none the less. Time to solo party,’ she wrote.
‘I found placement for the clit a bit low for my body shape, it took me a few min to get everything where it needed to be. That was a bit time consuming and slightly fustrating [sic]. But as with any new toy, its trial and error.
‘I started the clit one on low, which i barely even felt. Unbeknownst to me it wasn’t lined up 100%, so, me being me, i decide to go from zero to 60 in 3.5.
‘I hit the suction button setting to level five or six and hit the g spot button as well. And made a minor adjustment on suction placement.
‘At least i think that’s what happened, because I’m pretty sure i blacked out,’ she added.
Intrigued: After seeing the enthusiastic review on Amazon, Twitter user savvvvyd shared a screen shot of it to Twitter, revealing that she had purchased the product after reading it
Hilarious! ‘That woman needs to be hired for advertising,’ she wrote in the tweet, which has since gone viral, accumulating over 38,000 likes and 11,000 shares
When she began using the vibrator, the woman said her ‘legs went straight out like those goats who faint when scared’. She said: ‘I never came so fast and so hard in my life. I squirted, i have NEVER DONE THAT. Luckily i put a towel down cause i hate wet spots.
‘I frantically tried to turn it off, but ended up hitting the buttons like a maniac, sending to even stronger suction and now variant pulses from the g spot vibrator. And came, again.
‘I’m pretty sure i levitated. It was an unending orgasm. This time, my soul left me, and god himself said “child, it is not your time, go back to the lil pink light.” Mind you, I’m agnostic.
‘I’m brought back into my earthly body after managing to pull it off me throwing it across my bed, it falls to the floor, still buzzing happily away,’ she added.
The woman said she was ‘shook for a good five minutes’ after using the vibrator, and that she couldn’t get up off the bed. ‘I stared at my ceiling dazed trying to remember who i am and what year is this,’ she said.
‘I get up to clean up and realize in my seizure like orgasms, i hurt my hip and back. I’m still hobbling four hours later. I did not stretch enough.
‘So in conclusion, this met and exceeded expectations. Hydrate, make sure you don’t have to do anything that involves decisions or brainpower for the rest of the day. And for the love of god, stretch like you are about to run the 500 meter dash,’ she added.
Entertained: Similarly, the tweet garnered over 600 comments from different users, many of which found the review very entertaining
After the very enthusiastic review was shared, it caught the attention of Twitter user savvvvyd, who shared a screenshot of the review.
She explained that after seeing the review, she decided to purchase the vibrator to try out herself.
‘That woman needs to be hired for advertising,’ she wrote.
And since the tweet was shared on Wednesday, June 26, it has gone viral, garnering over 38,000 likes and an additional 11,000 shares.
Meanwhile, over 600 fellow social media users have left comments on the tweet, with dozens revealing they placed an order for the vibrator after seeing the woman’s detailed review.
‘I want this vibrator more than i want to live tbh,’ one user said.
Another wrote: ‘Best review I have ever seen and now I want one. Bet she works in sales.’
‘S**t…I’m a straight dude and even I’m sold on it based on the strength of that review,’ one man said.
Several others said the review was so enthusiastic, it encouraged them to purchase the vibrator, as many users shared screenshots of their order receipts.
Wow! One user previously credited the vibrator with improving her mental health, as she said it ‘cured’ her depression
As a result of the popularity of the tweet and the review, some users noticed that the vibrator’s price had increased.
‘The price is now $56 lmao,’ one user said, after noticing that the price had increased from $43.99.
‘This tweet and that review must be giving them business,’ she added.
Another user said: ‘My mom and I just laughed so hard we were hyperventilating, whoever this woman is I love her.’
And it isn’t the first time the vibrator has been praised.
One woman previously credited the product with improving her mental health, saying that it ‘cured’ her depression.
‘This is a weapon. It cured my depression, I don’t go to therapy anymore,’ she wrote. ‘I was walking from side to side after I finished using this thing.’
She added: ‘You’ll feel like you just had your best d**k appointment ever. Trust me. Best believe you will never see me frown ever again.
‘My life has completely changed. Have a blessed day.’
The popular vibrator has been praised by over 700 people, and has a an overall 4.5-star rating on Amazon.
Meet your maker: Another satisfied customer said the device almost killed her – in a good way – and jokingly added that whoever made the product is her ‘soulmate’
Keeping it real: A single mom said she would buy the vibrator ‘over and over again’ and has become ‘addicted’ to using it
Making it work: One single woman gushed that the vibrator is ‘an amazing substitute’