Danny Dyer reveals he accidentally singed himself on a BBQ in a VERY awkward place

Danny Dyer revealed the time he singed himself on a BBQ in a very awkward place, leaving his daughter Dani very shocked.  

On Sunday night’s episode of Channel 4’s Absolutely Dyer: Danny and Dani do Italy, the father and daughter duo embarked on a cultural tour of Italy for their brand new travel show.

They took in the picturesque scenery, history and art around the country, kicking their visit off in Sicily with a week exploring and sampling food. 

But in between the moments of travel and culture, Eastenders actor Danny had a hilarious story to tell about a mishap with a barbecue.  

Speaking about his barbecue skills, Danny, 45, said: ‘I take my meat very seriously.’

Awkward: Danny Dyer told the hilarious tale of the time he accidentally singed himself on a BBQ on Sunday’s episode of Absolutely Dyer

Shocked: Love Island winner Dani, 26, was left flabbergasted when she heard the story

Shocked: Love Island winner Dani, 26, was left flabbergasted when she heard the story

His Love Island winner daughter Dani, 26, replied: ‘I know you do. I trust you with a barbecue and all… even though you did burn your stomach on the barbecue didn’t you.’

However Danny went on to reveal that the burning incident was even more unfortunate than his daughter originally thought. 

He continued, in a typically candid discussion: ‘Yes I took my top off and I was too close to it. And the top of my winkle!’

Poor Dani was left flabbergasted by his confession and asked: ‘How did that happen!’

At her response Danny looked sheepish, simply saying: ‘Sometimes it happens.’ 

Viewers of Absolutely Dyer: Danny and Dani Do Italy were in hysterics during Sunday night’s episode as the actor performed a dramatic monologue of fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

Danny and Dani were seen visiting The Bay of Poets, which is located in the northern Tyrrhenian Sea off the west coast of Italy, as they attempted to broaden their cultural horizons.

The gulf, praised by the likes of wordsmiths Lord Byron, Percy Bysshe and Mary Shelley, D. H. Lawrence, Virginia Woolf and many more, attracts lovers of the spoken word.

Father-daughter duo Danny and Dani were seen setting off on a ‘poetry sailing’, which cockney Danny described as an opportunity for some ‘word nuts to perform to an audience at sea’.

Candid conversation: The father and daughter duo are typically open and honest with each other

Candid conversation: The father and daughter duo are typically open and honest with each other

Amusing: Viewers of Absolutely Dyer: Danny and Dani Do Italy were in hysterics on Sunday as the actor performed a dramatic monologue of fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Amusing: Viewers of Absolutely Dyer: Danny and Dani Do Italy were in hysterics on Sunday as the actor performed a dramatic monologue of fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears 

Born to perform: Danny took centre stage on a sailing boat out at sea while surrounded by locals who eagerly waited to see him perform while in Italy, with Dani laughing as she watched

Born to perform: Danny took centre stage on a sailing boat out at sea while surrounded by locals who eagerly waited to see him perform while in Italy, with Dani laughing as she watched

Danny told how he was close to late playwright and screenwriter Harold Pinter after he appeared in some of his plays, with Danny saying he admired how he was fascinated by the way he used words, claiming Harold introduced him to ‘literature and the musicality of words’.

The Human Traffic star said of his career: ‘I’m in the word game because I’m an actor. So my job is that I’m a salesman. I sell words. I can make words and sentences interesting. 

‘Being an actor, you’re the waiter, and the writer of that piece is the chef. Depending what he f**king writes, you’ve got to serve it up to the audience. If it’s s**t, you’re f**ked.

‘What does an actor need? They need a f**king good chef.’

Danny was then seen taking centre stage on a sailing boat out at sea while surrounded by locals who eagerly waited to see him perform.

He opted to put his spin on the 19th-century English fairy tale Goldilocks and the Three Bears which tells the story of an old woman who enters the home of three bears while they are away, with the creatures returning home to find someone had been eating their food, sitting in their chairs and sleeping in their beds.

Danny successfully ad-libbed his way through the yarn and, while many people looking on appeared totally baffled, his performance was met with an enthusiastic round of applause.

He said afterwards: ‘I think it’s a fascinating tale. You know, little treacle bowling around, breaking into people’s houses, eating their f**king food, smashing their gaff up.’

Viewers of the programme were quick to take to Twitter to offer their thoughts, with one person writing: ‘Danny Dyer reciting Goldilocks on a boat in Italy??? Hilarious. Man’s got nothing but rizz.’

Views: Fans of the programme were quick to take to Twitter to offer their thoughts, with many delighted by what they saw

Views: Fans of the programme were quick to take to Twitter to offer their thoughts, with many delighted by what they saw

While someone else shared: ‘Danny Dyer telling a load of solemn Italians the story of Goldilocks is surreal.’ 

One delighted viewer wrote: ‘Watching Absolutely Dyer on @Channel4 and I didn’t realise how much I need a Danny Dyer travel show.’

While, praising the show, someone else posted: ‘#AbsolutelyDyer – what a relationship you have with your daughter. What I would give to have a day with my dad! You’re both blessed! #FatherDaughterLove.’

‘New second favourite show of the week (after race across the world) #absolutelydyer,’ tweeted another fan.

While someone else wrote: ‘I never thought i’d enjoy this but i am loving it #AbsolutelyDyer.’

It comes after Dani was left squirming during last Sunday as she chowed down on some tuna sperm.

She was seen sampling the unusual delicacy during the first episode as her egged her on. 

The pair were seen in Sicily after they touched down on the island to sample some of the local culture, art and food.

They visited an open-air food market where Danny insisted they sample some of seafood on sale.

However, Dani got more than she bargained for when her parent insisted she sample some tuna sperm, with Dani exclaiming ‘I’m going to spew’ before she even put some in her mouth.

Disgusted: Dani was left squirming as she chowed down on some tuna sperm in episode one of the show last Sunday

Disgusted: Dani was left squirming as she chowed down on some tuna sperm in episode one of the show last Sunday

Grossed out: Former Love Island star Dani was seen sampling the unusual delicacy while in Sicily with her father (pictured with father Danny Dyer, centre)

Grossed out: Former Love Island star Dani was seen sampling the unusual delicacy while in Sicily with her father (pictured with father Danny Dyer, centre)

Dani refused to give it a go at first but her father insisted: ‘Get it down ya!’

Attempting to comfort her, he said: ‘Here’s some water baby, don’t worry about it, you’re thinking about it way too much.’

Dani forced herself to eat a small sample, to which an amused Danny looked on and said: ‘How lovely is that?’

He added: ‘It’s actually very rare that I would be proud of you eating sperm, but on this occasion, I do congratulate you.’

But Dani hit back: ‘I don’t like sperm!’

Danny and Dani are said to have sworn more than 70 times during the opening episode of their brand new travel show.

Editors reportedly gave up using bleeps to cover up their blue language.

In the opening scenes, one run of bad language came as Danny drove down jam-packed roads in Palermo, telling Dani: ‘Look at this f***ing lunatic here in his Panda, f***ing hell, he’s got the hump. They love a f***ing moped, don’t they?’

Impressed: The show went down a treat with viewers, with fans of the pair taking to Twitter to express their delight

Impressed: The show went down a treat with viewers, with fans of the pair taking to Twitter to express their delight

The pair also used a string of curse words during a trek up an active volcano on the island of Stromboli.

Danny said: ‘I need a strong lager because we are going to take on this ***t, it’s bubbling away and making noises.

‘I don’t know if it’s burping or what the f*** it’s doing. Let’s f***ing do it, hey.’

However, the show went down a treat with viewers, with fans of the pair taking to Twitter to express their delight on Sunday. 

One person wrote: ‘Love love LOVEEE #absolutelydyer Danny n Dani are such a joy to watch on screen together. The whole show is amazing from start to finish. They deserved it to be such a success. Can’t wait to watch all the other eps.’

While someone else shared: ‘@MrDDyer watching Absolutely Dyer and I haven’t stopped laughing at the pair of you !! Love it!! xx.’

Another person wrote: ‘Please tell me this aint a one off Loving this #Absolutelydyer,’ while someone else shared: ‘#absolutelydyer quality Sunday viewing.’

One other E4 viewer tweeted: ‘Absolutely loving #AbsolutelyDyer perfect Sunday night relaxing TV @ChannelE4Tweets @Channel4.’

And someone else shared: ‘Really enjoying #absolutelyDyer cheered me right up. I also really want to go to Sicily now.’

While an other member of the television audience posted: ‘Loving Dani Dyer in Italy their chemistry and banter is hilarious. Can’t wait for them to travel to some other fab countries.’

The first episode of the four-part series Absolutely Dyer aired on E4 on Sunday, with all episodes available on All 4.

Absolutely Dyer: Danny and Dani continues on E4 next Sunday at 9pm. 

Expletives: Danny and his daughter Dani are said to have sworn more than 70 times during the opening episode of their brand new travel show

Expletives: Danny and his daughter Dani are said to have sworn more than 70 times during the opening episode of their brand new travel show

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